Listen up, because you/bro/dude gotta get this straight. Whenever someone tries to pull/spin/twist your leg with some bogus info, just shoot/tell/lay down the hammer. Like/For instance/Say for example, if they try to claim/say/argue that the earth is flat? You gotta drop/hit/slam the truth bomb on them like: "The earth is a sphere/globe/round thing, bro! Get with the program/times/facts"

• Seriously
• Don't/Ever/Never let anyone pull/fool/trick you with their lies/BS/bull.
• Knowledge is power/key/the bomb, so stay woke/informed/in the loop.

Totally You're Seriously Old History Now

Dude, remember when you were like, the King/Queen/Boss of the Scene/Hangout/Crew? Those days are Gone/Over/Kaput, Bro/Girlfriend/Fam. Seriously, you're more Vintage/Antique than a dial-up Connection/Modem/Phone. It's like, you're practically part of the Stone Age/Caveman Era/Jurassic Period.

Just kidding! (kind of) But really, things change fast these days. What was Cool/Rad/Dope yesterday is totally Lame/Busted/Tragic today.

You gotta keep up with the times, or you'll be left in the Dust/Shadows/Past.

Okay Cancel Culture Is Overrated ✌️

Cancel culture is totally way too much. Like, for real, people freak out over the most random things. It's like {everyone's a fragile snowflake who can't handle with any criticism. Give me a break! {People need to chill out and learn how to have a civilized conversation.

It's, not like being silenced every day. It happens sometimes. Plus, everyone makes mistakes. We should be able to learn from them and move on instead of making a whole thing out of nothing! ✌️

Ultimate Aksually Guide to Being Right (All The Time)

Yo, fam! Ever get like you're the only one who knows what's up? Like everyone else is just clueless the big picture? Well, grab your thinking caps, 'cause here this guide is gonna boost your game. We're talkin' about becoming a certified know-it-all, conquering every argument and leaving your competitors in the dust. It's time to dominate the world with your superior intellect!

• Firstly, master the art of logic. Those idiots rely on emotions, but you're gonna be a beacon of clarity.
• Second, learn to speak your thoughts with the confidence of a boss. Use big copyright, throw in some complexities, and don't be afraid to correct those ignorants who dare to doubt you.
• Finally, always remember: holding the higher ground is everything.

I Know What You Mean, Aksually... *Explains Entirely Different Thing*

It's a truly classic internet trope that we all know and love. Someone makes a point, and then another person chimes in with "Aksually," proceeding to discourse about an entirely unrelated topic. Sometimes it's intentionally absurd, but one thing's for sure: it's a beautiful example of how communication can go south.

It usually involves a passionate individual who feels the need to educate on others, even when it's completely unnecessary. The irony is that these individuals often miss the point the original conversation.

It's a vicious cycle that we can all relate to. Next time you find yourself caught in this communication breakdown, remember: sometimes it's best to just agree to disagree.

Unpacking the Fall of "Aksually"|

It all started innocently enough. Back in the early 2010s, "aksualmente," that hilariously mangled rendition of "actually," was peak meme material. Kids were {slinging it aroundlike confetti and parents were scratching their heads, wondering how this linguistic abomination became a thing.

• Fast forward to

After a while, things started getting weird. The novelty wore off, maybe the joke became too tired, or perhaps the internet just had its fill of that "aksualmente" thing.

Whatever is that by the early 2020s, "aksualmente" was officially uncool. Today, it resides mostly in dusty meme archives. A sad tale for a once-iconic phrase.